Here’s a little story for you…

A man’s wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman. Understandably, she became quite upset.

“You are a disrespectful pig!”, she cried. “How dare you do this to me! I’ve been a faithful wife, I’m the mother of your children! I’m leaving you… I want a divorce right now!”

Her husband answered, “Hang on just a minute love, let me at least tell you what happened.”

“Fine. Go ahead.” she sobbed, “But they’ll be the last words you’ll ever say to me!”

So her husband began:

“Well, I was getting into the car to drive home, and this young lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out and defenseless that I took pity on her and let her into the car. I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed at all, and very dirty. She told me that she hadn’t eaten for three days.

“So, in my compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night – the ones you wouldn’t eat because you’re afraid you’ll put on weight. The poor thing devoured them in moments.

“And since she needed a good cleaning-up, I suggested she take a shower. While she was showering, I took her tattered, dirty clothes, and I threw them away. Then, as she needed something to wear, I offered her the designer jeans that you’ve had hidden away for the last few years. You know – the ones you don’t wear because you say they’re too tight?

“I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present, which you don’t wear because I don’t have good taste.

“Then I found that sexy blouse that my sister gave you for Christmas that you never wear just to annoy her, and I also donated those boots you bought at that expensive boutique and don’t ever wear because someone at work has the exact same pair.”

The husband took a quick breath and continued. “She was so grateful for my understanding and help, that as I was walking her out the door she turned to me with tears welling up in her eyes and asked me…

“Please …..Do you have anything else that your wife doesn’t use?”