January 21, 2010
All White Basketball League?
Oh, please. As the world – and America in particular – descends deeper and deeper into insanity, this item crosses my desk – proving that I’m either living in a really bad dream, or that maybe someone should start pumping Effexor into the water supply. I don’t know whether I should cry or, well, just cry.
Hey, white Americans! Ready for your own basketball league?
A former pro wrestling promoter (who’d have fguessed) is starting an all-Caucasian basketball league that hopes to start some sweet two-hand passing in June.
According to a press release from the All-American Basketball Alliance, “only players that are natural born United States citizens with both parents of Caucasian race are eligible to play in the league.”
“I don’t hate anyone of color. But people of white, American-born citizens are in the minority now. Here’s a league for white players to play fundamental basketball, which they like.”
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