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	<description>Its not a shirt. Its a straightjacket.</description>
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		<title>Top Fail Clips</title>
		<link>http://www.garcemac.com/2010/01/28/top-fail-clips/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Jan 2010 01:35:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Top fail clips.]]></description>
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		<title>Who Invented Sex?</title>
		<link>http://www.garcemac.com/2008/07/05/who-invented-sex/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 05 Jul 2008 22:19:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A Greek and an Italian were sitting down one day debating who had the superior culture. The Greek says, &#8220;We have the Parthenon.&#8221; The Italian says, &#8220;We have the Coliseum.&#8221; The Greek says, &#8220;We had great Mathematicians.&#8221; The Italian says, &#8220;We had the Roman Empire,&#8221; and so on and so on and then the Greek [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A Good Golf Wife</title>
		<link>http://www.garcemac.com/2008/07/03/good-golf-wife/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Jul 2008 03:28:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[An elderly couple were having dinner one evening when the husband reached across the table, took his wife&#8217;s hand in his and said, &#8216;Martha, soon we will be married 50 years, and there&#8217;s something I have to know. In all of these 50 years, have you ever been unfaithful to me?&#8217; Martha replied, &#8216;Well Henry, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Dealing With Telemarketers</title>
		<link>http://www.garcemac.com/2008/05/19/dealing-with-telemarketers/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 19 May 2008 22:24:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I can&#8217;t take credit for this, but this guy has a novel way of dealing with annoying telemarketers. &#8220;The phone rang as I was sitting down to my evening meal, and as I answered it I was greeted with &#8220;Is this Karl Brummer&#8221;. Not sounding anything like my name, I asked who is calling. The [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I Can Beat Up 24 Five Year Olds at Once</title>
		<link>http://www.garcemac.com/2008/04/16/i-can-beat-up-24-five-year-olds-at-once/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Apr 2008 18:32:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[24 Thanks to the brilliant minds at How Many Five Years Olds Could You Take In A Fight, I now know the answer to a question that has been eating at me for as long as I can remember. Ok, not really. The site has a short survey for you to fill out that &#8211; [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bottle of Wine</title>
		<link>http://www.garcemac.com/2008/04/11/bottle-of-wine/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 12 Apr 2008 03:37:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This little joke is dedicated to someone who thinks they know me but &#8211; in reality &#8211; don&#8217;t actually have a clue. Unfortunately, they are setting themselves up to eventually be found in the same position as the poor fellow in the following joke &#8211; which I like to call Bottle of Wine. Bottle of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Smart Blonde</title>
		<link>http://www.garcemac.com/2008/03/28/the-smart-blonde/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 28 Mar 2008 22:23:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yeah, yeah, its a copy and paste blonde joke &#8211; and a pretty old one at that &#8211; but its still good for a laugh. A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan Officer. She says she&#8217;s going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Jeep Commercial</title>
		<link>http://www.garcemac.com/2006/12/19/jeep-commercial/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Dec 2006 19:55:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Its not often I watch commercials, but this one holds a special attraction. The ad is called Jeep &#8211; Bouncy and Fun. There is also a similar, yet longer and somewhat exaggerated ad demonstrating Nissan&#8217;s independant front suspension.]]></description>
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		<title>The Love Dress</title>
		<link>http://www.garcemac.com/2006/09/20/the-love-dress/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Sep 2006 15:17:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[What the hell, its time for another joke. A woman stopped by unannounced at her recently married son&#8217;s house. She rang the doorbell and walked in. She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked. Soft music was playing, and the aroma of perfume filled the room. &#8220;What are you doing?&#8221; [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Hilarious Japanese Video</title>
		<link>http://www.garcemac.com/2006/07/02/hilarious-japanese-video/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 02 Jul 2006 16:11:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This video clip is from a Japanese television show and is in Japanese. So while you probably won&#8217;t understand what the commentator is saying, I think you&#8217;ll still be able to appreciate the humour in the situation. Not wanting to give anything away, I&#8217;ll just post a link to the video. Enjoy. I was in [...]]]></description>
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